Index

Being a necessarily incomplete listing of all articles published under the banner Five Hundred Eyes over the years.

Reviews and story analysis

Spearhead from Space by Ian Levy
The Silurians by Ian Levy
The Ambassadors of Death by Ian Levy
Inferno by Ian Levy
Terror of the Autons by Ian Levy
The Time Monster by Jonathan Burt
Death to the Daleks by David Gibbs
Seeds of Doom by Ian Levy
The Ribos Operation by Jonathan Burt
Creature from the Pit by Stephen O'Brien
Nightmare of Eden by Jonathan Burt
The Keeper of Traken and Wagner, by Ian Levy
Time and the Rani by Ian Levy
Paradise Towers by Ian Levy
The Survivors an analysis of Dalek morality in their first story

Articles

Ace Electric Ian Berriman's almost-correct theories about Ace
Marijuana Ian Levy's legendary Amsterdam trip
Gothic Art Ian Levy examines the gothic influences on Who and uses lots of long words
It's the Jagaroth who need all the chickens, is it? Ian Levy in search of surrealism in Dr Who
Just What the Doctor Ordered The art of the cliffhanger
The Untouchables Paul McGrade queries the icons of Who
Time Storms and Space Buns Jonathan Burt examines the Cartmel era
The Men from the Ministry Bureaucracy in early 70s Doctor Who, by Shaun Ley
Narrow Minds and Small Brains uncalled for abuse from Paddy Sinclair
When Was Dr Who Good? Jackie Roe gets nostalgic
The Creeping Terror Ian Berriman's haunted by Dr Who wherever he looks
Pigs similar paranoid ravings from David Gibbs
The Causal Nexus the truth behind Logopolitan computing
Travels with the Tardis Richard Gibbs boldly goes where BBC film crews have gone before
Longleat 87 or how one postcard gave hope for the future
It was great when it all began when the disillusionment starts to set in, by a very young Andrew Day
Clear as MUD the timelines of Mawdryn Undead. In diagram form. You're excited now, aren't you?
The Next Generation an embarrassingly enthusiastic look ahead to the then-new Star Trek. Bless
Unconventional conventionalists Richard's ideas for the ideal convention
Overkill David's paranoia gets the better of him
Nostalgia - is it the essence of Doctor Who?
Mrs Who? Richard Augood speculates about the Doctor's rather shady past
Untold History from the Gallifreyan Archives more wild theories from Richard Augood
Blake's 7 - from a cliche Jonathan Burt looks at the series' roots in science fiction

Fiction

The Eyes Are the Window of the Soul Warriors Gate-inspired fiction from Nicole Clapp
Five Hundred Blackeyes too-clever-for-its-own-good fiction that won't mean a thing unless you remember the Dennis Potter original
Mr Benn's Incredible Adventure Ian Berriman takes a hippy trip
Technophilia "erotic" fiction from the Fifth Doctor's era
Absolutely Immune shippy slash fiction, apparently

Poetry

Rime of the Ancient Conventioneer a fragment
La-La Love You a paean to Lalla Ward's Romana from a lovesick Berriman

Convention reports

Fear and loathing at the SAC Ian Levy's legendary weekend at Panopticon 1988
Longleat Revisited? Jackie Roe attends a Cafe Munchen signing
Zygcon 26 Con report by Jackie Roe
Strange But True An interminably long report of Honeycomb - a Swindon convention that seems so long ago that I fear I imagined it ...

Humour

Technophilia Turlough and Kamelion have "relationship" issues
Ian Berriman's 1001 things more enjoyable than watching 'Time and the Rani' This one made it into the Licence Denied book, you know. Minus the libel against Andrew Day ...
How to buy DWM all you need to know about that essential purchase
Mr Benn's Incredible Adventure Ian Berriman takes a hippy trip
The Joy of Doctor Who Paddy Sinclair with sex tips for frustrated fans
Write your own Terrance Dicks book
Take my advice That Dapol review in full
DIY companion kit More dice rolling
DIY Dr Who fan generator Taking that joke one step too far
Doctor Oho I never claimed it was funny ...
Great Unanswered Questions from the warped mind of Paddy Sinclair
The Gallifreyan Sport JNT is the antichrist. It's true! We've got the evidence ...
No, not the mind probe!

FHE housekeeping

Editorial from issue one
Hello Houston, we have an excrement-ventilator interface situation issue two
Letters comments on issue one
Letters comments on issue two
Not quite the back page from issue two
Definitely not the back page from issue three
One Last Time futile promises from issue four
Look, I'm really sorry about this A sort-of-editorial-but-not-really written on a train out of Waverley Station
What I did on my summer holidays In which David goes into unnecessary lurid medical detail which may offend some of you but fascinate others
The index reverse-engineered from issue five
Letters comments on issues three and four
Nice People to Do Business With the last page of the last issue ... the people who made Five Hundred Eyes